(Don't try it, it's fuckin exillerating.) And I wasn't even injured, or drinkin for that matter. Saw Metallica, Coldplay, and All That Remains play live. (I was wasted for Metallica and All That Remains.) I've made some friends, and lost some too, unfortunately. I dont know why, people just stop speaking to me sometimes. I guess it's the hair,lol. Which , by the way, is very long and curly. I play in a hardcore punkrock band called SNOT!. Its pretty cool. Uh, I'm a stoner and I drink a little bit.
I really like to remenisce the good ol'days. Especially when half my life revolved around the computer. Tires are ninja's disguised as onion rings, and. So I leave with this little tip on how to leave the planet.
How to leave the planet:
Phone NASA, their number is (404)-304-4659 tell them it's very important that you leave as soon as possible.
If that don't work, phone the pentagon (303)-401-5328 have them connect you to your friend in the White House, their switchboard is infallible,
If youre still having a hard time, phone the pope for guidence (305)209-9-5620Telll him the same
If that fals flag down a flying saucer and tell them you gotta go before youre phone bill arrives..








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REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved
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Guess what! Even if you repost this into your signature, nothing good will happen to you and if you don't, nothing bad will happen to you! It's a proven fact, amazing, isn't it? :]
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Ok, now close your eyes,
turn around, and if you feel a
prodding in your back side.
Ignore that.
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send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved
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Guess what! Even if you repost this into your signature, nothing good will happen to you and if you don't, nothing bad will happen to you! It's a proven fact, amazing, isn't it? :]
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if u can't see it u can't hate it! u can't hate what u can't see!
u can't fight what u can't see so what is the point of hateing and fighting if u can't see it?
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Depression devouers all and sometimes KILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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